Friday, August 31, 2012

SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME

DON'T DRIVE FASTER
THAN YOUR
GUARDIAN ANGEL
CAN FLY.
"These things I warmly wish for you:
someone to love, some work to do,
a bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer,
and a guardian angel always near."
-- Irish blessing

Friday, August 24, 2012

ANAL-RETENTIVE OR PROPER ETIQUETTE ?

HOW MANY OF YOU
HAVE FALLEN INTO
"THE TOILET ABYSS" 
IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

WalMart is now offering
TATTOOS for your toilet
to remind the fellas in your life
to be gentlemen.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

"If I don't do laundry today,
I'm gonna have to buy
new clothes tomorrow.
"

Monday, August 6, 2012

REFLECTIONS...HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, ME OR WHATEVER

"A circle has no beginning and it has no end."
"What you see in a mirror...
is not perfected until it is shared."



Monday, July 30, 2012

WEATHERING THE WEATHER


"A PERFECT SUMMER DAY
is when the SUN is shining,
the BIRDS are SINGING,
and
a BREEZE is BLOWING."

Friday, July 27, 2012

THE CENTER OF ATTENTION


SOMETIMES WE SEE THINGS WE SHOULDN'T
A thousand words
will not leave so deep an impression...
as wearing brightly colored underpants

beneath a pair of white slacks.
 (CLICK PICTURE TO ENLARGE)


Sunday, July 22, 2012

TWO FEET WIDE

"WOMEN AND MEN NEED
FOOD, WATER, COMPLIMENTS
AND AN OCCASIONAL
PAIR OF GOOD SHOES."

Friday, July 20, 2012

Sunday, July 8, 2012

'TIS THE SEASON

BEAUTIFUL ANGELS.

It was 103 degrees in the shade
and look what I saw when I went into
HOBBY LOBBY
for a roll of tape.


SNOWMEN
COLORFUL GARLAND.
SANTA HEADS
and
MORE SNOWMEN.
PENQUINS
ORNAMENTS GALORE

PUMPKINS

AND lots of TURKEYS.

I wasn't buying, were you?

Have to admit
I SMILED, THOUGH.






Thursday, July 5, 2012

THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE

“If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.”

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

THE SONG IN MY HEART

“Hope is the thing with feathers,
that perches in the soul,
and sings the tune without words,
and never stops at all.”

Emily Dickinson

Thursday, April 5, 2012