Friday, August 31, 2012

SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME

DON'T DRIVE FASTER
THAN YOUR
GUARDIAN ANGEL
CAN FLY.
"These things I warmly wish for you:
someone to love, some work to do,
a bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer,
and a guardian angel always near."
-- Irish blessing

Friday, August 24, 2012

ANAL-RETENTIVE OR PROPER ETIQUETTE ?

HOW MANY OF YOU
HAVE FALLEN INTO
"THE TOILET ABYSS" 
IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

WalMart is now offering
TATTOOS for your toilet
to remind the fellas in your life
to be gentlemen.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

"If I don't do laundry today,
I'm gonna have to buy
new clothes tomorrow.
"

Monday, August 6, 2012

REFLECTIONS...HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, ME OR WHATEVER

"A circle has no beginning and it has no end."
"What you see in a mirror...
is not perfected until it is shared."